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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"


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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."


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"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said 'Hundreds %26amp; thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'


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So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said, "Why?" He said , "My dog's died.'"


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"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went





back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'"

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One of the all time greats, Tommy Coopers best jokes, thanks for the laughs.
Reply:I like the last one =) Most creative
Reply:lol
Reply:PMSL ..........
Reply:you get worse love em %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;star
Reply:Very good
Reply:Good ones thanks §
Reply:LOL
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:pmsl great, made me laugh, thanks
Reply:more great funnies hun, pmsl





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Reply:hahaha, very funny. 10.
Reply:You must groan at the same stuff I do!!
Reply:My vote is for the second one.


(was it a vote thing? I need the 800 number)
Reply:hahahaha!!





GRROOOAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!
Reply:tommy cooperisms


god rest his soul
Reply:Ha ha good cooper humour. lol!!








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