Another bunch of groaners babes just for you hope the rest of you enjoy too?

1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit


a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you


can't have your kayak and heat it, too.





2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to


Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in


the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one,


naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.





3. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He


sidles up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who


shot my paw."





4. This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast


while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the


menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs Benedict." His order


comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He


asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter sings,


"Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"





5. When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.





6. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's


Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental


medication.





7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were


standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament


victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the


office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as


they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts


boasting in an open foyer."





8. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a


hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his


habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely


5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,


the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut


extract. Thinking quickly,he threw together a daiquiri made


with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at


his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed,


"This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the


bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."





9. A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for


something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting


under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his


typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the


book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that


readers digest, and writers cramp.





10. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He


sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of


the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.





11. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of


them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other


goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later,


Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving


the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also


had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are


twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Another bunch of groaners babes just for you hope the rest of you enjoy too?
Yes Groaners Juan %26amp; Amal !!!!!!





ROTFL!!!





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Reply:ahaha those are so lame i just have to laugh.


LOL PUN
Reply:Very good well done I liked that have a star for all your work.
Reply:yep, they are groaners but i still laughed.





which babes are they meant for? you have more than one.
Reply:Amusing my friend,and not too much to groan about. 6/10
Reply:Very good!! They are certainly groaners.
Reply:Thank you for the laugh
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!


omg,tht was hilarious!!!!!


*groan!*


a star for tht !!!
Reply:I just had to read them all not bad
Reply:Well done. Started my day off with a broad smile.
Reply:Lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:hehehehehehehehe!!!





Awesome stuff! lolz
Reply:fantastic jokes thanks for making me laugh
Reply:Hi Chris,


Hehehehehe... I specially Like the Lion Joke.. Have a good day My Friend.. Star.


A Friend,


poppy1