Please help me...what shall I do?

I live in a small town. My mother is a...... well,..... let's say she has gone over to the dark side, and for years I thought Ms. Jones, the local dentist and undertaker, was my father.


She (Ms. Jones) looked after me well, and I love and confide in her. Through the years we did lots of father/son things together, she taught me tennis and cricket and make-up and later, how to drink and pick up chics (OK, that was weird)





All went well for a long time, until I fell in love with my fathers little sister, which mom had assured me is my uncle.


If my mom and dad EVER find out my Catherine zeta Jones lookalike uncle and I have been sucking face down behind the shed when they are napping, I'm in BIG trouble. Especially as my uncle now wants to elope with me.


So my question is,.....


does wattle give you hayfever?





Danny





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Please help me...what shall I do?
Yep it does and good luck with the elopement Vegas is a great place to do it no questions asked.
Reply:Nope.. you're gonna be fine.. It's the incest thing I'd be more concerned with..
Reply:Hmm, god bless.
Reply:wah.........
Reply:hhaaaa hhhhaaaaa hhaaahhhaaa





: a fleshy pendulous process usually about the head or neck (as of a bird)





ya'll bin makin it wit TURKEYS!!!!!!!





silly boy